How Can I Get Booked on Sweet Paprika?
Hello, comics!  Now that we’re monthly, we have very few spots, and although we love (most of) you, it’s going to be slow going.  It always helps to stop by the show and say hello to us if we don’t know you.  It sometimes helps to sleep with Allison (Ophira’s married…sorry, fellas!), but generally that just leads to you shifting your weight uncomfortably in the back of the room, as she does a lot of new material about you.  (On second thought, please do this, she needs new material.  I mean, have you seen her act?)

Please be patient.  We will try to get you on!

Love and Kisses (again, Allison is desperate for material),

Sweet Paprika